- Anti Joke

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

two fish are in a tank.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction