Indeed.

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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jack shine has boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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