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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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