Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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9/11

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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