Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Noah is Smart.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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