Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

alcoholism kills

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

I have read and agree to terms of service.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

There is a car full of black people.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Two women were sitting in silence.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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