What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Avery has crabs.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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