Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

Nathan Gooderson.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Women's Rights

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

The Economy

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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