#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Punchline.

A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

A horse walks into a bar...n

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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