whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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hi my name is? joe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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