wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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My children are mistakes

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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