Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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gay marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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