Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Why Because

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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