If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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chuck norris

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Hummer.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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