What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

A women walks out of a kitchen.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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