My sister has to take a dump

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Anti Joke

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