Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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i heart wiener

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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