How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

what is white and sticky? glue.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Noah is Smart.

Baseball

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

KEVIN HART

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

this website...

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

penis

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

I don't get it

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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