- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

I came.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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