- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Santa Clogged my toliet

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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