- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

i like potatoes

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

chuck norris

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

Hummer.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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