If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Benevolent villain.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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