Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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