How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

God.

Slavery

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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