Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

ur mother

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

ruddell and dodds anal

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

fart

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Go away.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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