- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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