What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

ur mother

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

fart

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

I'm gay. Great me too.

Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Go away.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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