Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Jasper sucks.

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Covietz has a large penis

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. Deez nuts Ok

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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God is religiously proven to be real

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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PENIS

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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