professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Men's rights.

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What does a man like. food.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Anti Joke

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