Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Women rights..

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Herman Cain

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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