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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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