Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Hi poop!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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