What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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suck my dick.

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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Ben is gay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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go go gadget

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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