Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Aodhan Hearty

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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An Irishman stays home

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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steves legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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