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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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The jets are a good team..

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

A ginger rapping.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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