Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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lol

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Hitler is my role model

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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