your life

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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A homeless person dies.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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