- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

kennah campion when she talks

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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