- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

all these jokes are horrible now

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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