Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

i like turtles

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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