A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Gay rights.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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