- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Knock Knock Who's there

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

speak now or forever hold your pee

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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