- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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