Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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people magazine

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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