- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Black people having a Job.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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