- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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