- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

where's mom I killed her

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