what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Anti Joke

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