- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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