A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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well use a tissue!

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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no rasist joks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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